Tropical Alpha Lifestyle Necessities

Cargo Shorts

Multi-purpose transport vehicles for carrying multiple sources of alpha.

Cigars

When the alpha is to be savored.

Bucket Hats

Or else, alpha's heat will add years to your mug.

Pith Helmets

A more dashing alternative to the bucket hat, never mind the colonial overtones.

Good blueberries

Alpha and antioxidants go hand-in-hand.

Camo

Useful for evasion and escape.

Puppies

Bourbon, Tequila, Vodka, and other things we've heard about

Tropical Alpha advocates moderation.

Bourbon, Tequila, Vodka, and other things we've heard about

This section would be appropriate for those who do not believe in moderation.

Avoiding entangling mixups with married women

So much work. So expensive. So alpha-draining. Does not blend well with camo or cargo shorts. Your efforts are better directed elsewhere.

Dining Entrees

Despite our tropical location, we do not recommend fish-based entrees on a consistent basis, unless paired with a pizza. Fish will not provide fuel for alpha-based thinking.

Comfortable shoes

Shoes that support the ankles and still generate alpha are hard to find. We can help.